I am the creator of the one-woman show, "The Pied Piper of Hampton" in which - having taken vows of celibacy, poverty, and plausible deniability - I learn to communicate with rats, using American Sign Language, in order to lure them all out of the city of Northampton, MA after the collapse. Or should I say Collapse. Reviews are rave! "If you think The Vagina Monologues" was a one-woman show, you clearly don't know what a one-woman show is. Or maybe a vagina." "Mind-bending and enlightening!"